Title: Master Plan: Stage Two
Rating: PG-13 for language and some sexuality
Pairing: pre-Kav/Lorne
Disclaimer: SGA belongs to SciFi; "Fuzzy purple unicorn" actually belongs to Fandom_Wank.
Summary: This day couldn't have turned out worse if Lorne had planned it.

Definition: Cavil (which according to my email is pronounced KAV-all). The definition is located inside. Also, there's a bonus vocabulary word which most of you guys should already know by now. ;)


( Master Plan: Stage Two )

I'm still accepting drabbles if anybody wants to ask for one.

For kimberlyfdr on LJ who wanted McShep something with the theme of family."
( Word Count: 525 )

For scap3goat who wanted " twins? Or maybe twins. I would be happy about something with the twins, too. Eventually I'd also accept porn. ;P Something with sushi or a flooded bathroom?" I kinda managed all of that except the porn...
( Word Count: 574 )

For ria_kukalaka on LJ who wanted "a little Kav/Lorne cuddling." The movie they're watching is Knocked Up. Also, this is part of the "Master Plan" universe. It takes place in the future from where the fics are at the moment.
( Word Count: 327 )

And the silly, little sequel that doesn't count as part of the universe.
( Word Count: 60 )

And missyvortexdv's drabble turning into a very odd, very depressing full blown fic. So it's not here.

Title: Brilithrane: A Symphony in Four Parts for Physicist and Natives
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Spoilers: General Season Four
Warnings: Religious themes; Disturbing content;
Disclaimer: I own nothing herein.
Summary: The punishment for this is death.

Notes: written for missyvortexdv who wanted "Kavanagh ficlet, something on his belief in religion, if he has any, maybe mixed with Pegasus culture - fic for a Kav appreciator + anthro lover. ;)". This ended up way longer and way different than I planned so I hope you like it. :)

The section headings are song lyrics. The first is "Now Tomorrow" by The City Drive. The second is "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel. The third is "Cathedrals" by Jump, Little Children. The fourth is "East of Eden" by Dead Can Dance.

( Brilithrane: A Symphony in Four Parts )

All research was done by me so if there's anything that's wrong, I meant it. :) And if anybody wants it, I have the verses for the list of sins Kavanagh mentions.

Title: Once Upon a Balcony
Author: planetkiller
Rating: R
Pairing: Dex/Kavanagh
Spoilers: general for Season Four
Warnings: Language; Sexual Content;
Beta: scap3goat
Summary: Ronon and Will spend some time together whilst on vacation.

Note: Written for EvilJr on LJ for the KavTolAnon Secret Santa.

( Once Upon a Balcony )

This is the fifth part of Master Plan.

Title: Master Plan: Stage One: Operation Fifth Date
Rating: R for language
Pairing: pre-Kav/Lorne
Disclaimer: SGA belongs to SciFi; Winnie the Pooh belongs to A.A. Milne; Corpse Bride belongs to Tim Burton amongst others.
Summary: Kavanagh and Lorne's fifth date is interrupted by an insane little problem.

Definition: Gesticulate meaning to wave one's hands about wildly.

( Master Plan: Stage One: Operation Fifth Date )

Title: Esse Quam Videri
Rating: PG13 for language
Pairing: None
Spoilers: “38 Minutes”
Warnings: I don't own SGA or Cicero. Damn. Cicero was sexy.
Summary: “This is literally a life or death situation.” It never even occurred to him to refuse.
A/N: This was written for the celebration of KavTolAnon's second birthday. Go us!

( Esse Quam Videri )

I was working on the next part of "Master Plan..." and scap3goat was working on Time Twin 'verse porn when the following exchange occurred:

olimlux: Jack has practice. McKay less so, probably.
planetkiller1225: That depends. Gideon (Sarah's brother) straight up told me that he practiced on a chair.
planetkiller1225: he hooked a bra on it and practiced unhooking it until he could do it one-handed.
olimlux: McKay wouldn´t practice. He would expect the bra to surrender to his enormous IQ.

Don't ask me how we got on that subject. I'm looking at the chat log and can't figure it out. Though, a little later on is my fave exchange ever: olimlux: Because I enjoy tormenting the characters I love planetkiller1225: yay! torment! it's kinda like BDSM without the whips and chains. planetkiller1225: holy crap, did i just say that? i think i'm sleepy. I have to admit that I'm adding that just so people can tell how sleep deprieved we were at the time.

Anyway, we decided that I needed to write fic so I could use the IQ line. This is the result. Dedicated to scap3goat for inspiring it and helping me fill up plot holes.

Title: On Escaping Prison: The Cadman-McKay Technique
Rating: R, for sexual inneundo. all of it Laura's.
Pairing: Beckett/Cadman
Disclaimer: I don't own SGA.
Summary: Locked up for a social faux pas, McKay and Cadman need to escape from prison, using only their clothes.

( On Escaping Prison: The Cadman-McKay Technique )

It was also scap3goat's idea to get the bra "off" the way I did. I was just as confused as Rodney about the whole situation. *huggles her*

I missed ria_kukalaka's birthday yesterday so I dedicate this little piece of crazy to her. (It's much longer than all the other crazy I've written recently.)

Title: "The Great Squark Adventure"
Rating: R for language
Pairing: preKav/Lorne; possibly implied McShep
Disclaimer: I don't work for SciFi. Thus, I own nothing herein.
Summary: The squarks that interrupted Lorne and Kavanagh's first date are tormenting scientists.

Definition: "approbation meaning 'approval.'"

( The Great Squark Adventure )

If you noticed, it's also alot of rambling. I think it's 'cause I'm tired.

I went to Greenville over the weekend. It was fun, but exhausting. And we lost the football game. Though, ECU knows what it's doing when it comes to tailgating. We started at 1030. I assumed that the game was at 1200 (that's how we do it at UNC). Nope. 1700. Oh how I love my crazy little drunk pirates.

This is a bit late, but it's still for the fantabulous scap3goat who is now back. Yay!

Title: Of Buttermilk Biscuits and Sneaky Boxes
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Jack/Ten; implied Rose/TARDIS;
Warnings: Despite rumours to the contrary, I'm not the BBC. Also, PORN. Canonwarp. I'm not that good at porn?
Summary: The TARDIS helps Jack seduce Ten.

( Of Buttermilk Biscuits and Sneaky Boxes )

There you go, hun. *mwah!* And if anyone wants the recipe for the biscuits Jack is making, feel free to ask.

This is the sequel to Master Plan: Stage One: Operation First Date. That is the sequel to Master Plan: Stage One.

Title: Master Plan: Stage One: Operation Second Date
Rating: R for language
Pairing: Kav/Lorne
Warnings: I don't own SGA, West Side Story, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, or Jim Bryant's "Somewhere."
Summary: The second date is rather unusual.

Definition: "Parietal meaning 'pertaining to a wall.'"

( Master Plan: Stage One: Operation Second Date )

This is the sequel to "Master Plan: Stage One."

Title: Master Plan: Stage One: Operation First Date
Rating: R for the f-word (Bad Lorne, no Kav cookie for you!)
Pairing: pre Kav/Lorne
Warnings: I don't own SGA, West Side Story, or Straight Out Of Compton.
Summary: Lorne and Kavanagh have their first date.

Definition: "Cabalistic meaning 'incomprehensible.'"

( Master Plan: Stage One: Operation First Date )

Somebody somewhere requested this. I can tell because it says, "Christmas. Turlough-Black Guardian crystal; Adric-Cyberman; Five-cricket ball; Turlough teases Adric with Cyberman. Five beans Turlough with cricket ball. Turlough is left alone. Later, we see him snuggling the Cyber doll." I don't know who requested it, though...

Title: It's Christmas Time Again!
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I am not the BBC.
Summary: um... Christmas time in the TARDIS.

( It's Christmas Time Again! )

I'm back to my normal GRE fics. Yay!

Title: Master Plan: Stage One
Rating: PG
Pairing: pre-Lorne/Kav
Warnings: takes place after "Simian Stresses"; don't own SciFi;
Summary: Lorne helps Kavanagh turn stuff on.

Definitions: "Tacitly meaning 'silently.'" "Indigent meaning 'needy.'" "Fervor meaning 'intense feelings.'" "Captious meaning 'quick to find fault.'"

( Master Plan: Stage One )

These were mostly written on Friday, but work intervened before I could post. They're a bit different than my normal GRE 'verse fics, because they don't have Kavanagh in them. In fact, they aren't fanfiction. I'm trying to decide which universe I wish to flesh out more and make into a pilot script for my independent study. So here we go. Prepare for little pieces of universe!

Title: Gypsy Family 'Verse
Rating: PG (maybe G, i dunno)
Definition: "Recondite meaning 'mystical or profound.'"

( Roma 'Verse! )

Now, here's the other 'verse I'm contemplating fleshing out.

Title: Dictator 'Verse!
Rating: PG?
Definition: "Recondite meaning 'mystical or profound.'"

( Dictators. Whee! )

And because that's kinda short, the first scene I thought of when I imagined this 'verse.
( Chefs Ho! )

Bah. I'm having fun with both... Help?

So scap3goat bribed me into writing this fic. She made me this pretty icon so I wrote it. Dedicated to She Who Has Her Own Tag.

Title: "Birds, Bees, and Other Annoying Things"
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ten/Jack
Spoilers: Doctor Who "Army of Ghosts/Doomsday"
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even the Time Twins. They belong to scap3goat.
Warnings: Slash; crack; incorrect medical explanations;
Summary: An old friend of Kavanagh's needs a favour of the babysitting kind.

Definition: "Intercede meaning 'mediate.'"
A/N: Takes place after "14 Places..."

( Birds, Bees, and Other Annoying Things )

Title: Undeclared
Rating: G
Warning: I don't own SciFi.
Summary: Kav's first day at university isn't going so well.

Definitions: "Matriculate meaning 'to register for college.'" and "Commensurate meaning 'to make proportionate.'"

A/N: I would like to point out that I started writing it yesterday so nothing is based on my first day of class. Just wanted to make that known.

( Undeclared )

That wasn't where I planned to go, but I like where it went.

Title: The Hair Cut
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kavanagh/Female
Warnings: kissing; historical inaccuracies
Summary: After their misadventures in 1973, Team TARDIS stops by a salon.

Notes: Right, everybody knows I don't own SGA. I also don't own anything else in this fic. Dedicated to ria_kukalaka who had a crappy day. I missed a few days of fic due to camp so I'm using four words in this one.
Definitions: 1. "Crass meaning 'incapable of making fine distinctions.'" 2. "Irascible meaning 'quarrelsome or hot-tempered.'" 3. "Nadir meaning 'the lowest point.'" 4. "Axiomatic meaning 'self-evident.'"

( The Hair Cut )

I've finally posted and tagged all of my fics! WHOO!!!

Next, I'm going to attempt to prettify my journal. *points at awesome icons* I'm thinking the journal needs to be based around my support of evil. Specifically the Master and Voldie. I'm going to try to make my own header. I just found something on my desktop called Paint Shop and I've had MS Paint for a while so it's going to be really bad. But at least I'll have made it! And isn't forcing people to look at stuff that makes them want to claw their eyes out a tribute to evil, too?

Then I'm going to start transfering over my essays and movie reviews.

But for now, I'm going to sleep. Because geek camp took alot out of me and I should've been in bed hours ago.

So I'm studying for my GRE and in the process, I've signed up for a word-a-day email thing. I figured the best way to learn these words was to use them in fic!

Title: Simian Stresses
Rating: PG
Pairing: possible Lorne/Kavanagh pre'ship; definite unrequited Monkey love toward Kav;
Warnings: crack; did I mention unrequited Monkey love?
Summary: "The people of M8X-117 have turned Maj. Lorne into a monkey?"

Definition: "Prosaic, meaning 'dull or ordinary.'"

( Simian Stresses )

Well, at least, abysmal_seraph finally got her harem.

I've been nom'ed for something called the SG Fan Awards. Thanks to whoever did it!

Title: "Once Upon a Time in 1973"
Rating: PG
Warnings: This takes place during "14 Places..." and in Doctor Who's second series.
Summary: After being arrested, Team TARDIS decides to have some fun with the local cops.

Definition: "Recalcitrance meaning 'disobedience.'"
A/N: This takes place during "14 Places..." but all you really need to know is that Kavanagh is travelling with Rose and Ten.

( Once Upon a Time in 1973 )

I'm really enjoying these little fics. :)